flapjacksblog2 asked: I like candy, do you like candy?
Are you fuckin’ kidding me? Stocking is married to candy. If candy were a man, she would have sex with him every night. Then she would have children and name them Flan, Cannoli and Sprinkle, only to turn to cannibalism and eat them, and her husband too. Despite rationing their bodies, she’d last only a week before her sugar addiction forces her to find more candy and repeat everything all over again.
Put her in a gingerbread house and she’ll fucking demolish that thing faster than a lion can pull down a gazelle. Her stomach is a bottomless pit deeper than the depths of Hell and you do NOT want to see what’s at the very bottom, and if you do, you’re already screwed because she has just eaten you, duh.
Even though she squeals over everything she puts in her mouth, she’s clearly got the godly tongue of a pastry connoisseur. She pampers herself with only the highest-quality puddings and cakes and she’ll rip you to threads if you so much as show a picture of some shit candy like Circus Peanuts or those chalk hearts to her.
Don’t get between this bitch and her sweets or she’ll cut you.
(As for this mod, she’s currently snacking on chocolate-covered raisins and DGAF.)
